A kid name Tom always begged his parents for a pet dog Five years later he still kept asking for a dog so his parents said ‘you can get a dog, we will go tomorrow.’
The next day his parents took him to the dog pound. The people who worked there siad, ‘we only have two dogs, named Marmite and Isabella’. His parents asked ‘do you want Isabella…?’, but before they could finish the question, he answered, ‘No’, he said, ‘I like marmite.’
The next day there was dog poo all over the house!