I woke up in the middle of the night on a cold, wet Christmas Eve. For some reason I had a Santa hat on which was quite weird since I didn’t remember putting it on. I just ignored it and went back to sleep. When I woke up in the morning the hat was still on my head. Then I realised that I had a note in my hand. It was absurd. The note said ‘From Santa’ in an untidy scrawl. Then I got out of bed and… I flew? Then I figured it out! Santa had given me his magical hat! It was the best day ever! It was absolutely sublime!