Bart and I were in the skate park cycling around.
We were having so much fun when suddenly we saw a yellow bike that was cable-tied to a pole on the side of the walking path.
We went over to investigate, when out of nowhere a person said ‘don’t cut it because aliens put it there.’
We were so confused and asked the man was he high and he said ‘no why?’.
‘Because you said aliens put it there’, I answered. He said, ‘ I meant to say I put it there when I was young.’
‘Oh ok, bye!’ I said.