I was on my scooter going down the long road. This road was called the Street of Weirdness and by the end of the story you will know why. After a while, a red man came out onto the road and danced an extremely silly dance. This was very weird. As I turned a corner, a red flamingo walked out in front of me and screeched. Suddenly, the concrete turned fluffy! Bamboozled, I went back home. This was the weirdest day of my life! When I got home, a pig, a chicken and a cow were in my house. Was this the weirdest day in history?