How to Become a Statue by Oliwa

How to become a statue.

Continue reading if you want to find out how to turn into a statue.

You will need: Yourself, a sunny day and a place to stand.

1.Make sure it’s sunny outside

2.Find a place to stand, (preferably somewhere remote).

3.Make a forty degree angle with your right arm.

4.Stare directly at the sun, (if your eyes start to burn you’re doing it correctly).

5.Keep this position for ninety six hours straight.

6.Enjoy being a statue.

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