A very very not long time ago on the pitch black planet of fringelandia an egg war broke out.
13 September 1999
“We need more chicken machines, they all ran out through some hole that broke yesterday evening when those stupid flamingos broke the power system. All the lights went flickering off, And when the power goes off all the egg canons went off, one hit me so I’ll probably have to get washed. I feel so bad, I hate getting washed, I just hate water. It’s just too wet.”
( Chicken machines are chickens that shoot eggs like
machine guns. )