Category: Nathan

“John Paul come quick.”

“Oh MY GOD OUR CROPS.”

“John call 911!”

“No I got this Thomas”

“No John you can’t stop a reckless fire,” I’m calling 911.”

“911 what’s your emergency?”

“There a terrifying fire.”

“Sir calm down where is this happing?”

” In mayonnaise town.”

” What street sir?”

“55 lane.”

“Ok I will send to 5 firemen to your house.”

“John Paul where are you?”

“I’m over here killing the fire.”

“Come back here Paul.” Wait where is the fire?”

“It’s gone I told you I could do it.”

” Emm 911 can you cancelled the 5 firemen please.”

‘Aw dear stop worrying about little people there not real.’

‘They are so! I saw them last night trying to eat the leftovers.’

‘Oh Timmy you must be hallucinating.’

‘I’m m not mam you got to believe me.’

‘Timmy if they were real I think your mammy would have found them.’

‘But mam they aren’t small they are tiny.’

‘Ahhhh Timmy get the cat they are real!’

‘Oh mam you’re acting like a fish out of water they can’t hurt you.’

‘You are right I’m big he’s small.’ For him I’m the king.

‘Hi I’m Rorí.’

‘Ahhhhh!’

“Ouch!” Said Jack “this river is hot”

”Well back in my day I always swam in this river we called it The Great Florida.”

“Be quiet Nan”.

“Ok Jack but all I’m saying is that I have never seen the river bed so dry.”

“Yeah me too, tell me Nan why did we come here?”

“Because Jack I want to show you what global warming can do to the things that you Love. So tell me Jack would you like if your favourite lake just disappeared.

“No Nan.”

”Ok so stop littering and help the world.”

Once there was notorious hunter called Pablo Java.

He is famous for killing every single ashbrid in the world.

The people were furious with him, so they decided to hire a group of trained ninjas to steal his prize possession. The bones of the last five ashbrids.

’Come here boys I got a plan – so we will jump on to the roof, then we will wait in till Pablo is gone out his room.’

‘Then what?’

‘I will jump down, lock pick his door and then, only then will we get the bones and escape.’

The year is 2800 the world is a mess. People are hoping that they will make it to they end of the calendar year. Why you ask, because in the year 2801 Mike Hughes is going to send everyone to a different planet. People will no longer going be in a sticky situation. Everyone can get some new white clothes with the minuscule amount of money that they have. But will the world survive till then that is the question.

‘Devin!’ ‘

Yes mam.’

‘Are you still writing about the future.’

‘Yes Mam.’

‘Come down here now and do the washing.’

Muaaaaaa!!! It is born. Boom lighting strut the ground.

Hello master what do you need.

I need you kill my worst foe, but first get me my favorite bar of chocolate .

What one is that sir.

You don’t know I coded you with all the knowledge in world and you don’t know what the best cholate bar is.

What is it sir.

ZIZ ZAG!!!!!!

Ok, which way is the shops? it panted.

Are you ok said the master you are leaking oil.

Boom flames engulfed the lab

Sir Sir where are you sir.

There was a wistful King who ruled the land with his wrinkled right hand man the King could not stand so that why he need a right and man. ‘Joe’ ‘yes my king’ ‘help me stand up I have to oar my boat to the dragon then kill him’. I can’t do that I am afraid’. ‘Why not’ because are no dragons in land or no dragons in the world’. ‘Nonsense back in my day I killed dragons’. ‘My lord you know I am older than you’. ‘You are’. Yes. Ok never mined.’ ‘ Do you want a mushroom sent tea. Yes I do yes I do.

Here is Newtown we have a robber on the loose we think that he is also the killer of Johan Mike talking about Johan we found out his last words were ‘Friends are like chocolate cake I don’t have chocolate cake’. Rubbish Alex spoke angry. What was that!!!… suddenly Alex was confronted by a huge skinny man in a baggy black tracksuit. AAAAAAA Alex shouted Alex darted to his room and call 911 123 Newtown rode the a robber in he house!! calm down sir what does he/she look like I don’t know. Suddenly darkness enveloped the room. Burraaaa another victim down.

When Holly was walking to school her ex bff who betrayed her barged past her. She let out a laugh. Holly saw house 29. It had a ‘do not enter’ sign on it. It’s looked like a terrible wreckage. Holly dawdled in the house looking suspicious. The door shut behind her. Holly saw multiple doors and similar selection of doors. There was a vile smell and the smell made Holly famished. She picked a door but when she went in and a voice said ‘you won now retrieve your treasure’. The treasure looked realistic. She picked the treasure up and became rich. She has a new routine now every week she goes to get more treasure. Will she get caught?

It’s 1997 and a kid was left in the woods to die, but miraculously the wolves saved him/her from a brown bear. The wolves became his/her family. He/she looks like a wolf so much that you can’t tell if she/he is a girl/boy…

Present day. The building is full of scientists saying that they found undiscovered woods with a lost man so let’s go to it. Ok so they went. OVER THERE!!! Hit him with a dart. Nooooooo as it let out a pitiful how, then all of his family got caught. But luckily he got away but scientists didn’t give up.

Jack was at his friend’s Joe’s house. But Jack didn’t find it the same for some reason.

‘Joe your door is not the same’.

‘Yeah I painted the door purple like my violin’.

‘You play the violin?’

‘Yes I do, what’s you favourite song?’

‘Happy by Pharrel Williams.’

‘Cool’.

‘Thanks now lets go to my room’

‘Ok! what’s that on the wall Joe?’

‘That’s an elephant painting I got from the shop for 20 Euro, it’s very cool isn’t it?’

‘It is, I rate it 9/10 , I don’t like the background’.

‘Oh ok’.

‘It’s still very nice’.

‘Now lets play fifa.’

Jack was sitting down to have toasted bread with marmite. Jill had toasted bread with jam.

‘Yum I love jam do you Jack?’

‘No,’ he said ‘I like marmite’.

‘OK you weirdo.’

‘THAT IS NOT WEIRD’!!!!!!!!!

‘Ok ok it’s just a bit weird.’

‘No’.

‘Fine it not weird at all’.

‘Jack have you seen ma?’.

‘No I have not.’

‘I’ll look upstairs’.

‘She’s not in the bathroom not in my room not in your room not in her room’.

‘Where is ma Jil?’

‘I don’t know she’s not in the siting room or kitchen.

‘Jack I see her in out the back’.

It was Jack’s 11th birthday and he was going to The Terror House with Jill. He couldn’t wait because he had never gone there in his whole life. His mam explained to him that he was too young and it was t0o frightening for him. 30 minutes later, mam said “Jack you ready yet?”

”Yes, now lets go!”

Jack and his mam picked up Jill and brought them to The Terror House. ”Go children, play!” mam said. Jack was the first to go.

”Come on Jill,” he said with a  giggle. When they got inside Jack screamed. AHHHH!!!!!!

There was a clown with big brown eyes and a big red balloon.

”Jill,” said Jack,”I think we shouldn’t have gone in here.”

Jack and Jill were trying to find Jill’s hat. You must be saying it’s just a hat. No, it was Jill’s favourite hat in the whole world. Her dad gave it to her 5 years a go. She will be very, very sad if she lost it and she did.

But were did it go she shouted?

Did you check the your room?

Yes I did.

The attic?

Yes.

Your mam’s room?

No! I will check now.

Ah! ha! I found it, thanks Jack.

You’re welcome Jill.

So what do you want to now?

I don’t know …. I’ll see.

Today will go down in history lads, we will be going to planet Knowhere for the first time in history.

Jack, you’re the main man, you tell the crew what to do once you are in space.

Okay! Okay! now get into you seats.

Jack and the crew left to go to the rocket.

So, are you nervous Jack?

No, I’ve gone to other planets before.

Cool, it’s my first time.

They got on the ship and 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, o! Launch off. B..bu.bu..bu when it just wouldn’t take off it was hopeless.

I hated cycling and today it will show. Me and my family are going out a 10k bicycle. I was desperate to get out of it.

The next day.

Mam said ‘yes sweetie?’

‘I think I’m sick!’

‘You will be fine, get up.’

‘AAAAA! What? My throat!’

‘Are you really sick?’

‘Emm yes.’

‘No you are not .’

‘Fine, but I warned you.’

Ok I need a new plan. I got it. I put yellow spots on my face.

‘Mam?’

‘Yes?’

‘My face!’

‘Oh my! Are you? Ok no, you can’t go on the cycle now!’

Yes. I greedily got a away with it.

Ok Jack we are going to go camping.

Ok Jill let’s go here in the woods.

Some time goes past and Jack set up camp while Jill got wood.

Good job Jill now we have a place to sleep let’s go inside, it’s going to get windy. In the middle of the night the tent started to fly away.

AAAA!! Where are we going to stay?

Come on Jill we are going to stay under this tree.

Who dares to stay here?

Wh.. wh.. who said that?

Me, the tree, I will not let you say here not after you picked up the bodies of my friends.

We are sorry.

No you are not, you are banished from these woods.

‘Ok Jill it’s the moment we have always dreamt of and we have finally done it’. ‘Yes Jill we now can pick up the clouds. Let’s bring it back to the office’. ‘Yes sir’

‘Thanks Jill now hurry up and let’s go.’

‘Here you go boss’ said Jill.

‘ Thanks now scram!’

‘Yes sir’.

‘Here master,’ said Jack.

‘Good boy Jack. Where’s Jill? ‘

You know I’m proud of her having to stick with you all day so you can boss her around.  But you did good I guess.’

A while later  the clouds look as nice as the model. Good job Jack.

It was Christmas eve so Jack and Jill did some shopping for some late presents.

” What shop are we going to ?” ask Jill

“We are going to Bill’s and Bill’s” said Jack.

”Ok off we go!”

Jack and Jill were at the shop. Jill shouted,” Where is he?”

Jack was at the other side of the shop. He bamboozled himself and got lost. He did not know where to go. I will look for her he said in his head . Soon after Jack gave up and all of a suddenly he felt really ill. Jack collapsed on the floor in pain crying “help me!”.

” Jack!” Jill shouted, “are you alright?”.

It was 1782 and disaster stuck! Some dastardly man lit a nuke. Jack and Jill were the first to go to the shelter.

‘Jill come with me to the shelter we will be safe ‘.

‘OK I will come, but can we get some more people to help them?’

‘Fine’.

‘Come people follow me if you want to live.’

As they were following Jack down the town, Jack thought to himself about the nuke, if only it was a bit smaller. Gack in the shelter Jill was cooking a big fat chicken for dinner, hoping Jack will like it.

It was the day that everyone had hoped for. They had cracked the code, now Dr. Klopp and Dr. Flanen can make someone or something thing very, very big.

”ANY ONE OF U IN THE CROWD JUMP UP HERE!!

You red hatted man get up here… Now all you have to do is press this big shiny red button …

WHAT NOOOO DON’T PRESS THE BUTTON!!!.

BOOM!

What did you do you clown?

There was a flying nose in the back grownd.

AAA!!! a big black and orange bee flew quickly, it almost hit them, but it just missed them!

”Wow quick take a picture.”

I was spray painting concrete with my friends when someone called the cops. I could hear and see the cops. I ran away trying to dance out of the grasp of them. I jumped over the red, long scooter. When I fell over luckily my friend saw me out of the side of his eye and launched me back up on my feet. The cops were consistently saying ‘come here now and you will not be hurt.’ I did not believe them so I kept running home in until I lost all of the cops it took a while but I kept on running and lost them.

It was a month since dad crashed the car and to save money he tried to repair it. He said the basement door is locked. I got the gist he did not want me there, but I had to see what was inside. I snuck upstairs and saw the door key. I snuck down stairs DAMN IT! It was jammed. I wiggled it open. Yes! it opened. As the door crept open I saw a big square ugly… No it was a box. I saw a note. It said ‘look out.’ I ran out and AAArgh! it was dad scaring me, again.

It is 1656 and king Jimmy the 3rd has started war with Jack, the boy the who has conquered all of Europe. All of Jimmy’s army are protecting him, they can see Jack’s army over the hill ready for war. Jimmy shot a canon ball at Jack’s army missing them.

They ran at Jimmy’s castle with no fear, killing all of Jimmy’s army. In fear Jimmy ran away trying not to get killed. Jack and his won the war… what can Jack not do?

I was on my way to Mrs Violin’s house but a bully from school pushed me into a big green prickly thorn bush. The bush threw me back out onto the bully’s face and my weight made him collapse. I could see a bruise on their face. I turned around to say thank you but it ran at me, I gasped. ‘You’re welcome,’ said the bush. I started to walk back to Mrs violin‘s house but the bush stopped me and said, ‘ you must say sorry’.

‘Sorry!’

‘Ok you can go to Mrs Violin’s house!’

It was a normal day for Jack on his bike at 12pm. Nice and quiet and BAM! He fell face first into a big round hay bale. All he could think of what if a Farmer picked him up and kidnapped him. Jack gasped, what if his new bike got stolen. Jack heard some kids creeping towards him, they whispered a scared hello so Jack shouted ‘help me!’. The kids jumped back and ran dropping their box of pumpkins and watermelons. Two hours later the gardaaí found him and helped him out! Finally he was free from the hay bale trap.