Once upon a time was a man called Mr Brown. He owned a banana company called Giraffe. One day he decided to get a pack of bananas from his step brother to see what they tasted like. When he ordered the bananas the next day they came melted and mushy. Mr Brown took one and said it had way too much salt. Before the meeting he had he was late because his hair was greasy and he needed a shower. When he showed up to the meeting his step brother was there and he said he made the bananas four months ago. Angrily Mr Brown stood up and punched his brother and he was never seen again.
“Mam what was that noise? ”Son don’t worry,
I never told you about the alien apocalypse that was about to start.
Mam where are we gonna hide we can’t stay in our house it will be destroyed by the aliens?
Don’t worry there is a safe bunker underneath the river they will never find us.
Sure when will we be leaving Mam?
At 12pm sharp tomorrow,
we will need some snacks and drinks to stay alive.
“Son we’re leaving now hurry up the aliens will come after us we need to sprint as fast as we can”.
In 1917 the first boarding school was made. When we heard it was made my family and I wanted to check it out. It was located in the southern part of Germany. As soon as we got there I ran to the sweet shop to see if it was open. I got there the shop was closed and I was sad. On the floor was black and white squares so they used it as a chess board. Every winner would get 10 sweets from a shop called candy bar. After I said I would love to go there.
Yesterday was my 11th birthday. I went to Bounce N Beyond. When we got there we got our socks on and went jumping. After a while I saw someone do four flips. Suddenly I heard someone get sick all over the place and we had to leave. My family and I went to a one star restaurant. One time I heard someone got nothing from a happy meal. When the food came I opened the happy meal and of course it was empty. What a surprise that there was absolutely nothing in it.
In 1992 there was a well called Sinking coins. It was located on an Island off the coast of France. Thousand of tourists would visit and drop a red coin in the well. In August a rich man came to the well and dropped 15,000 coins. My partner said we should go sometime. After August we decided to go to the well. Outside the airport there was a ladder on the pavement and I walked through it by accident. At the gate we missed our flight because the plane left 10 minutes early. I said we should never walk under a ladder because it’s bad luck. We went home and looked for other flights to get to France.
Last monday me and my friend Anto went to the chipper for his after party. We went to a place called Borza. It has the best chicken in town. When we got there we ordered our food. I got chicken and chips with salt and vinegar. Anto got the same as me. After we got the food we went home and ate it. Anto said the vinegar was too sharp and there was too much salt. Then his Mam came in and stole his chips and he said she always does this. After we went outside and played football.
On Sunday I had my first drumming session. When we got there I met my friend John who was really good at drumming. He told me some of the basic stuff. On my first go I was struggling to hit all the drums. The teacher told me to go slow and then go faster. After we had to do a solo and I was scared. My teacher asked the person beside me and his solo went like this BOOM! BAM! BAP! BADA! BOOM! POW! and it was completely out of tune. When my teacher said it was my shot she forgot the time and we had to go so I was saved.
One day I went to get my fringe cut and dye my hair black. On the barber chair my eye was flickering because hair fell on it. On the way back my dad was talking to someone so I went looking for some flowers, but instead I found a bunch of eggs on the ground. My dad told me not touch them because they might be poisonous. After we went home and I washed myself and watched the Chelsea vs Man Utd Match. Man Utd won 6-0 and I lost a bet for ten euro.
Two weeks ago I went to Australia. We stayed in a hotel beside the Sydney Opera house. It was called The Ample. It was a five star hotel. One week later we went to a concert at the opera house. On the way back we saw a big army of weird statues. They were painted purple,yellow,green and blue. I was scared because I thought it was a jump scare. Two days later we checked if they were still there. While we were walking up to check, we saw them move. So we ran as fast as we could and went home.
Last week me and my family went to Belfast. When we got there we took a taxi to a five star hotel. It was called the Raspberry Hotel. The first thing we did was go for a three course meal at the restaurant. After that we went to a magician. At the magician’s house he said he could make my sister disappear, and I was shocked. The magician said some weird words and BOOM! my sister disappeared and I said to my mam ‘but how could she just disappear?’ After we went home and I was still shocked about it.
Last week I went to the circus in Balbriggan. When we got inside the place empty. Out of nowhere a ridiculous clown popped out of a closet and fired pink bubbles from a pistol. There was a man who could do a no hand wheelie on a bicycle. Half way through the show we decided to get some candy floss. The man at the stall was ranting to his the boss so we left him alone. After that we went back to circus to watch the dancing clown called Jerry. Jerry brought out a unicycle and fell. After that they huddled together and bowed.
Last week was my younger brother’s first day of school. Mam woke him up, and I think the light blinded him for a few minutes. My brother got up and got changed for school. He wore a bright blue top with black bottoms. After that he had Coco Pops, then we set of to school. I think my brother was very nervous. When he got there he met his friend Jack from play school. After a while we went to collect him and he said it was the best day of his life. The next morning he was crying because he had no school.
Last week me and my family were in South Africa. As soon as we got to the hotel, I begged my mam and dad to go on a safari. They said we can go on Thursday evening. Thursday morning, I was buzzing to go on the safari. We got tickets at the door to go on the safari. Finally we got on the safari and looked at loads of animals. Suddenly we ran out of petrol we had to run but I was on my dad,s back. We got home and I said “lets play football”. but they were exhausted.
Last week I had a cup final against Rush. The match started at twelve o’clock sharp. Right before the match we warmed up and did some stretches. The match started, suddenly I scored a free kick and celebrated. As the match went on Rush got a corner and scored a header. The first half ended one one. As we were talking about tactics Ross said that we seemed to be on television. Suddenly out of nowhere a thug came and stole the ball. The second half started and I got injured. The game went to penalties ,we won 3-1. We went home and celebrated.
Once upon a time me and my friends, John, Aaron and Robbie where going to the woods. When we got there we saw builders chopping down trees. We saw a sign that said ‘Step Away’. Thirty minutes later we saw a weird bike in a tree so we checked it out. We decided to call it the Tree Wheeler. John said ‘let’s go to our bikes at the woods’ . So we did. We got there and the bike was gone so we went searching for an hour. All of us were sad and we went home and cried to death.
It was the 20th of December. Me and my family were going to see the wild lights in Dublin zoo. When we got there we saw loads of animals like pandas, flamingos, tigers and one gorilla. We got to the gate and there was a pretty woman talking about the gorilla. She said his name was Yellow. The girl said gorillas were close to being extinct. Suddenly every kid in the zoo started running towards Yellow. He was climbing up the walls in his cage trying to escape but the bricks on the wall kept falling down.
Once upon a time there was a old, dirty haunted house in Berlin. People call it the slaughter house. There was a rumour that a young beautiful woman was stabbed in this house. On the 31st of October Halloween night me and my friend John were having a sleepover in his house. We decided that we would sneak out at 2am to go check the haunted house out. As we got closer to the house I wondered what was behind the door, we went inside and the door slammed behind us, we heard a voice whisper “ you are not going anywhere”…
It is the night of UFC 229. The main event is Conor McGregor vs Khabib Nurgamedov.
First fights are the undercard. The training for Conor was hard. He had to eat an orange as well for Khabib. A few hours before the fight they got in a bath and did an ab workout. They have been training for more than six months.
I’m on Mcregor’s side because he’s from Dublin. Conor McGregor is my favourite fighter. On the night of the fight Mcregor lost by a rare naked choke that made him tap. The night was over and Khabib won in the 5th round. At the end of the fight khabib attacked Conor but Conor didn’t press any charges and khabib dan
The Europa league final 2017. Manchester united vs Ajax. The managers Jose Mourinho
and Peter Bosz. United kick off. early in the game Pogba nearly scored a volley.2 minutes later Rashford nearly scores. Darmian threw it to Mata and Mata hits it in the six yard box and Fellaini just about misses it for a header. Ajax nearly hit it in but Romero saved it. United get the counter attack and when Pogba shot it reminded me of time when I scored a goal outside the box like his. Its the next half and Ajax took tip. Four minutes later united get a corner and Mkhitaryan scores. Fellaini nearly scores a header again. Ajax nearly score a fantastic goal. The game ends two nil.
Once upon a time there were three unusual figures. I was walking in the green one day and I noticed something very unusual so I told my friends I wanted to go see it ,they said they wanted to join in . We noticed they were not real. The statues were a horse ,bull and a goat. And I was very interested and wanted to learn more. So I went home later that day and asked my parents did they know any history about these unusual figures ,they didn’t know much or anything really. I went on to the internet and I found some really weird facts I was shocked .The internet said they went missing from America in 1999. On the day after me and my friends went back to the park. They were…