Once upon a time there was a boy called Bill. He had brown hair and blue eyes. He went to the beach and saw weird green things. They had green eyes like rugby balls. Bill got caught when they got him with their laser. Putting him in their ship, they started to fly, but where were they going? The green things explained “we caught you because you saw us”. They were going to eat him for lunch. Luckily, Bill found an escape pod and he flew back home and lived happily ever after. He hoped he never sees them again.