Once there was a kid named Tom. He lived near a forest. Tom was obsessed with catching Big Foot after one of his neighbours claimed to have seen him with a stick and some potatoes. At dinner he told his mum and dad he was going to camp outside tonight. His mum said “have you got a sleeping ba..” Before she could say anything else he was out the door. Five minutes later he rang his mam “which way to the shops?”, it panted as if he had just ran a marathon. Ten minutes later he came in the door soaked.
‘Where are we?’ shouted Ben.
‘It looks like we are in tiger cages’ said Tom. The tigers were rose and blue. ‘What? When? How did we get here?’
‘Don’t look behind you’. ROAR.
‘Are they going to eat us’.
‘Maybe’ said Tom.
‘Should we run?’
‘Which way to the shops’? It panted.
‘The shops are just down the road.’
‘Okay I can hide there while the tigers look for me’.
‘Where are they hiding?’
‘I might buy some clothes while I’m in here. Where has Tom gone? Please say he didn’t get eaten?’
‘Nope, I am right behind you!’ said Tom.
It needed to get to the shop as quickly as possible. But where was the shop he didn’t recognize this area so It figured he’d have to ask someone. He ran over to a man walking down the streets. “Which way to the shops?” It panted. The man pointed to a large building and smiled. “Thank you,” It added and started running in that direction. Soon enough he got to the shops but his time was nearly up. He ran around frantically trying to find some laundry detergent. When he finally found some he rushed to the checkout stand and paid for the detergent then proceeded to go to an alley behind the shop and ingested the whole bottle.
One day John’s mom ask him to go to the shop, when she was finished work the food had to be in the fridge.
He decided to play with his friends on his Xbox.
His favourite game was Terraria and he played it ever day.
He looked at the clock and noticed there were 30 minutes left so he ran outside and he saw person ‘which way to the shops?’ it panted.
The person slowly said,’that way’ so he ran and he saw his mom and asked her ’what are you doing here?’
Then the mom ran.
It was a Saturday night I had to go to bed because it was very late. I was asleep in 10 minutes. I had a dream and this is the dream. I was in Wexford town and a snake came up to me “which way to the shops?” it panted. I said “over that way, ” I got such a fright I was shaking. I was watching it to see what it bought. The snake came back out with a gun. I walked over to the snake and asked him “why do you need a gun?” I need a gun to shoot birds that land on my roof…
When I woke up this morning there was a monster in my bedroom. ‘Come on get up,’ it said, seemingly out of breath.”Come on which way to the shops?” it panted. I looked at it again. It was a tall hairy thing , with big long claws and black and purple hair. It paused to take a few deep breaths and looked around. ” COME ON” it roared . “We don’t have all day you know. We need to get food for later.” “Alright, alright I’m coming” I groaned sleepily. I rubbed my eyes and then I noticed. There was no monster. It was just my sister in my room, scowling angrily at me.
Yesterday I had the strangest dream, it all started like this… I woke up in my bed, got up, got dressed and then as always went to wake up my Mam and Dad. BUT, they weren’t there!!! I thought to myself maybe they went shopping? I went outside because the shop was only around the corner. Suddenly a dog came running to me , ‘Which way to the shops?’ it panted. I was so flabbergasted that I just stood there. ‘Excuse me, earth to person!’ I still didn’t say anything. Then suddenly I woke up, panting like the dog.
One bright, sunny day there was a dog running around the fields in Balbriggan. He looked as if he was trying to find something. He ran over to me but I just ignored him. Aafter a while of him doing that my friend came over so I started to tell her about him. I told her that at first I thought he was just playing with me but then he acted as if he wanted to ask me something. She whispered to me that she had a dream about that last night and the dog ran over and started talking “which way to the shops?” it panted, we pointed to the shops and the dog ran over quickly.
I was outside one day with my friends. We were just walking around my estate because we had nothing else to do. All of a sudden we saw a weird creature my friends started to walk up to it. I stayed put because I didn’t know what it was and I didn’t want to get hurt. I was about to go up to it when my friends came back screaming. I asked what was wrong they told me that the creature talks. That’s when the creature came up to us ‘which way to the shops?’ It panted. We didn’t know what to do so we ran.
I woke up in panic, my hands shaking, not knowing what to do. I got out of bed making my way downstairs to the front door. I couldn’t control what I was doing. The voices in my head were pressuring me to do stuff, stuff I didn’t want to do. As I was walking outside, I heard footsteps behind me. “Which way to the shops?” it panted. It was so dark I couldn’t see what the creature looked like. Anyway I started making my way to the shops. Suddenly I heard a deafening buzzing sound in my ears. BANG!! I was on the cold ground not being able to move.
One day two boys decided to make a time machine and travel to Mars so thato they could see the different types of animals that could be coming to earth very soon. They built the machine and before they knew it they were on Mars. The first thing they saw was a very weird looking plant that kept moving. One of the boys picked it up. Then the plant started talking “which way to the shops”? It panted, “as I am very thirsty and tired.” “Don’t worry,” said one of the boys. “We’ll get you a drink later.
It was a slow damp winter’s day. We were getting bored in the house. There was nothing to do. My mother decided to go shopping in Swords shopping centre. So we hopped in the car and we set off. My sister and I played ‘I spy with my little eye’ to make the journey quicker. We came to a traffic light. The light went red. A cyclist stopped beside us. “Which way to the shop?” It panted. We told the way to the shop. Suddenly the light went green. We went off to the shopping centre.It was a great day.
Fred woke up. He went outside of his room. He checked the news paper, it said that the first person who reaches the shop wins five million euro. Fred ran outside and headed to the nearest shop. On the way he met a robot “Which way to the shops?” it panted “on the the next street” Fred said. Fred looked around and saw more people heading to the shop so he decided to run faster but then a man pushed him on the ground. Fred tried to get up but he was to weak but then the robot came over and hit him in the head knocking him out.
In a lab John is testing his new gadget to turn into an animal. He turned into a dog by mistake. John thought that he needed an apple. That way he could turn back to normal. After running,’what way to the shops?’ it panted. The lady he was talking to ran away and said ‘ that is not normal ‘. After a long time he finally he found the shops. Now in the giant shopping centre he had to find Dan’ s Supermarket to get the apple. He found the apple stall he ran to the back and took a bite into the apple.
“Which way to the shops?” it panted. U-Dog was chasing a robber that was after stealing his owner’s purse. His owner Jenny said he went into the shops but he didn’t know where they were so he asked her. When he got to the shops he spotted the robber sprinting up the stairs. U-Dog ran after him as if his life depended on it. He caught up to him and bit his laces so the robber would fall. Thankfully he brought the purse back to Jenny without anything being stolen or damaged. Jenny was so proud of him that in reward she gave him a juicy steak.
I was on my way to Tesco with my best friend to buy the new edition of Rugby World. We were walking into Eason’s when suddenly a man touched me on the shoulder and said do you know if the novels in there are haunted. We didn’t believe in the slightest. We bought the copies and went back my house. We open the magazines when suddenly the magazine popped out of my hands and it panted “where’s the shops”. We told him where it was and he dashed out of my back door to where it was and he dashed out of my back door to Easons.
There once was a boy named Joe. He and his friends where outside playing football, when a car pulled up. Out hopped a human sized caterpillar, “which way to the shop?” it panted. We were gaping in awe of what had happened.”Hurry up now chop, chop” said the caterpillar. “Umm go straight up the road take the second left and then the first right” I replied. It hurried back into its car and drove off. We decided we were going to follow it up to the shop and see what it was doing. When we arrived we saw that the shop was filled with human sized insects and arachnids.
One time I had a robot called Hype. He loved to travel but he didn’t know where anything was. One time we went to the city centre and I remember saying to him “Let’s go to the shop” ‘which way to the shop?’he panted. Follow me we can go to Brown Thomas to get a new jacket. On the way home from the shop we decided to stop in KFC and eat. When we get home I’m going to show you a map for where everything is around the town.
This morning I woke up to a “give me food”, but there was nobody in my room. I called my dog Cooper. A deep voice replied “yes”. I couldn’t believe it I sat there in disbelief. He said what are you looking at, again I sat there in disbelief. Is this a dream I screamed, are you stupid this isn’t a dream I want food. So I went downstairs but there was no dog food, I asked Cooper if he’s going on a morning jog to the shop. After we ran a bit, ‘which way to the shops?’ it panted desperately
A Long Time Ago In Bethlehem…….
A couple called Mary and Joseph just had a new baby and he was said to be the new king, his name was Jesus.
“Oh come on, Gabriel! We’re going to be late and you keep on stopping to count sheep! SHEEP!” cried an angel who was going to see the baby king.
“Well, as an angel I must count sheep because those poor shepherds always loose their sheep!”
Three kings walked by with a donkey…..”Which way to the shops?” it panted, “These three won’t keep quiet, moaning that they can’t find the shops to buy whatever Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh is!?!”
Everyone safely got to the stable and of course Gabriel tripped over a cow.
Once upon a time there was a dragon named Rhaegal, he lived in a castle with the king and queen. There was at least 6 servants who worked in the castle. The king woke up one morning and called Rheagal and he didn’t come. The king went looking around the castle for him, but couldn’t find him. He sent the servants out looking for Rhaegal in the shops, “which way is the shops?” it panted, they found him right away, they saw the fire coming their way, Rhaegal was on his way home. Everybody was happy that Rhaegal was home.
One day my family and I were going on holidays to Belgium for a week. Once we got there we booked into our hotel and slept for 2 hours. When we woke up there was an alien in my room and he said “which way to the shops”, it panted. I said I don’t know I don’t live here. He said “ok”, but don’t tell anyone I was here”. I said “ok”, When my parents woke up we went for a meal at an Italian restaurant when we got there, there were 2 chefs fighting on who’s food was better. So we just decided to go to a Irish restaurant.