The Nights Before Christmas by Emily

The evenings were getting dark and icy. My buddy and I would put water on the path if the water on the path . If we knew there was going to be frost that night. We would check if the water was frozen. After we slid gently up and down the paths but we would have to be careful in case somebody put salt on the path. The frost would be melted.My little sister was delighted to get a huge brown and yellow giraffe. It was as tall as mr Gorman.I was thrilled that I got a bike. I test it in my back garden and my dad said “be careful the chain was greasy”.

World War III by Darragh

Carl Brown was sitting in his armchair. He had a bowl of salt gripped firmly in his hand. Suddenly the ground started to shake. He panicked he was terrified he didn’t know what to do. He ran outside when he got outside he looked up and saw bombs dropping. He ran to the bomb shelter. He ran as fast as he could until he heard a gun fire. Right in front of him was the corpse of a dead giraffe. He felt frozen he couldn’t move he could feel grease dipping from his head. He saw all the people running then he heard the gun fire again he looked down and saw blood on his shirt he shouted for ice he looked beside him and saw a store he ran to it. He went to the freezer aisle, but every thing was frozen. Suddenly he collapsed he didn’t know what was happening he looked up and saw a silhouette of a man…

The Shop by Craig

I went to the shop, I saw that a new shop called Greasy, with brown and peach paterned walls. A guy was making baloon animals I asked for a giraffe but he did not do them so, I went to another section of the shop. A another guy was selling salt and pepper for some reason with nothing else. I went into my favourite shop Melted it had games, most of the time there is a sale and has nice not grumpy workers. I found this really cool game but I did not have enough money so I left in a huff.

Mam’s Birthday by Cillian

It was my mam’s birthday yesterday and my mam my dad and I had decided to go to a restaurant called The Giraffe. When we arrived the waiter greeted us and brought us to our table. The waiter brought us the menus and we chose what we wanted. I said I wanted a ham pizza my mam said she wanted spicy wings and my dad said he wanted a large burger with a special sauce made out of brown sauce and a type of African salt. When the waiter brought out the food dads eyes sparkled with joy because the burger looked so juicy and greasy and the melted cheese was running down the side of the burger. Over all the food was delicious. We all had a great day.

Mr Brown by Cian

Let me tell you a story about a primary school teacher called Mr. Brown. Mr. Brown was a normal teacher until he went to the land of the giraffe where, he met his new best friend Peter A. Salt. When Mr Brown was there, he rescued Peter from the yeti in the mountains and ever since then he has been right by his side. Brown said he would go back, but the snow was all melted because of global warming and an oil spill which was too greasy for the environment. That is why he never went back.

Mr Brown by Charlie

I was in school when all of a sudden a giraffe walked in and said “Hello my name is Mr Brown and I will be your substitute for today”. Everyone was looking at him gasping then he took one more step forward and hit his head, everyone burst out laughing. He ignored is walked up to the teachers desk and picked up the greasy marker our teacher always used. He put some sums on the whiteboard and pulled some salt out of his bag and started eating it. Then we all stared in horror as he melted away. I waked up and looked at the can of salt. It read

HIGHLY TOXIC TO GIRAFFES

100 w/c by Ben

Once upon a time was a man called Mr Brown. He owned a banana company called Giraffe. One day he decided to get a pack of bananas from his step brother to see what they tasted like. When he ordered the bananas the next day they came melted and mushy. Mr Brown took one and said it had way too much salt. Before the meeting he had he was late because his hair was greasy and he needed a shower. When he showed up to the meeting his step brother was there and he said he made the bananas four months ago. Angrily Mr Brown stood up and punched his brother and he was never seen again.

The Zoo by Bartosz

This Morning I woke up to a suprise. Straight after breakfast my Mam told me we were going to the zoo, at around half 2. I got dressed and watched a video on my phone. When we were in the car my parents asked what we wanted to see, I said a brown Giraffe and my brother James said lion. First of all we ate lunch in a little restaurant I got chips they were really I mean really salty. James said he wanted pizza but it wasn’t on the menu so he got a greasy burger, I got a drink with ice but it melted straight away. We got to see the lions last and then went home.

Mr Brown and the Griaffe

Mr Brown is a very strange man, he lives in an apartment, which is normal, although his pet is not very normal his pet is a………..GIRAFFE!!!

Mr Brown’s rooms roof is sooooooo tall so that the giraffe can stand. The giraffe is spoilt rotten it is very fat, for dinner it eats, chips with salt and for dessert, brownies and melted caramel, every day!!! The giraffe does not get cleaned at all so it is really greasy, reason being Mr Brown is really lazy.

Sometimes, Mr Brown tries to sneak the giraffe into school with him (Mr Brown is a teacher) but Ms Costello the principle always finds out.